Well, it is that time of year again, and I am being asked to put togethere the proverbeal Christmas Wish list from my mothere in law. She has a wild sense of humor, and normally, I am able to come up with anything to make her laugh. I have looked the net over and over for days to find a very fake, very creative, and very funny christmas list for myself(nurse) and husband( US Active Marine).
I get tired of being asked to make one each year, so I thought I would send a funny one, but I have a blank mind, and no resources on the net to find any….
I want SEVERAL, and by SEVERAL, I mean at least 20, each. I know thats a lot, so do not attempt it if its too much for you.
SHe is a pastor, she lives in MD, and had 4 kids….
Thinking caps on!! MINE MUST BE LOST!!!
Thanks to anyone who is helping me!!!
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Please tell us what you have asked for in the past. Also, 20 from each person is a bit much. You may get a lot of people with really good ideas not answer b/c they don’t want to think of 20 things.
Here are my thoughts to get you started:
1 Magenta colored crayon
4 marbles that are yellow inside
box of toothpicks
fuzzy bunny slippers
a Hot Wheels version of the Oscar Mayer weiner mobile (this does exist)
a pad of post-it notes
a green highlighter
a 40 watt light bulb
wheat penny
peacock feather
Burger King crown
This kind of stuff?
An O-ring for the engine in your Barbie jeep.
A map of the flat world
An electronic flyswatter
Crest Blue Strips
A Snore Muffler
Elbow Crease Botox
May have to think about this some more…
you are a nurse:
disposible plastic gloves
bleach (to keep your uniform white)
kids dress up nurse set (in case you miss some items)
Hubby is in the marines:
sea sickess pills
tins of fish (in case he gets hungry at sea)
marshmellow fish (in case he misses them)
a pack of 4 rolls toilet paper
Diarrhea medicine
Toe fungus cream
Mustard packets
Peperation H pads
Starch
Neon Yellow bath robe
hope this helps.
orange flip flops
6 pack of Mountain Dew
a goldfish
Elmer’s glue
3 DVD pack of the Milton Berle Show (no such thing…they weren’t filmed)
Saddle shoes
Superman cape
1 square foot of Ireland
Support Hose
Sponge Bob Square Pants sheet set
Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments
Hohoho
Look for gag gifts or twisted gifts.