>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!
> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.
> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. “Honey, I’m home!”
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called “Blonde” paint?
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> >A. It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy
> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What’s the leading cause of death among lesbians?
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> >A: Hair balls.
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> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
>
> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
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Lol these are fantastic! Thanks for the laughs.
YUCK!!! but very funny.
What’s 6.9?
A good sex position ruined by a period
Guy walks into a drs. office and says “Dr. every time i look at myself in the mirror i get an erection. what’s goin on ?”
the dr says “thats simple, you look like a pussy
from one good sense of humor to anothers
Keep laughing
Ha ha ha ha……..
Those were good.
ahahahhaha they were all funny as f.u.c.k
Haha!! that made my day so going to pass it on to my friends! thanks!
like those
They’re sort of funny.
not funny for some reason, theyre just decent
omg i wish more people posted funy quick jokes like this i loved them all and i am sharing them right now !!!! my head nurse thought that joke about her was funny too!!!(im working at the hospital now)
very funny. keep them coming. the first one is the best!
lmao!!! they were all great jokes. am passing them on. thanks!
execllent stuff keep them coming
lol, i really liked the ones about the grandfather and the archaeologist.
most of them where funny as hex
HAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i want more!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of the Jokes were not really that good, but some of them were really great. Thanks for the laughs.