I know its not funny, but when I worked there,some really crazy things happen and when I told people, they laughed their ass off.
example-One lady slapped me,she didn’t want to take a shower for fear of getting cold. Well the nurse made me take her a shower, she then slapped at me the whole time in the shower.
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Mmmmm who would really buy it…
Dr. Seuss wrote a book, stylized like his children’s books, about old age and a nursing home. I cannot remember the title. Good luck.